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Lotion

Verb: The act of applying a skin moistening concoction.

Noun: lōsh, to lōsh
Barbara: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?"
Clementine: "I'm lotion, dumbass."
Barbara: "Well, when your done pass the lōsh over to me. My lady lips are dry AF."
by whichoneofuflatfootsstolemylol November 28, 2019
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Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.
Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.
by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
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oily lotion

oily lotion is just another word for oli london, the scariest british man/woman/what out there. thinks he looks like jimin. thinks he's korean. married to a cardboard cutout. you dont wanna know. he looks like a failed abortion.

synonyms for oli london: stupid, dunce, fool, airhead, dingbat, unintellegent, fugly, dumb, idiot, loser, dull, futile, ill-advised, irrelevant, laughable, ludicrous, naive, senseless, simple, trivial, dummy, rash, thick, brainless, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, imbecile, inane, indiscreet, insensate, meaningless, mindless, moronic, nonsensical, pointless, puerile, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick-headed, unthinking.

oli london famous quotes:
"saranghay oppar"
"kristy noona unnie oppar"

this man should be locked up. never to be freed.
studies show that 98.5 percent of the worlds population suffer from olilondonphobia, the fear of oli london. the defenition of oli london is simply /e laughs scries screams throws self against the wall. oily lotion, oli london, they sound and look the same
by soRa sucks November 27, 2022
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lotion and whistles

“L plug he said this weed not even strong like I had a dream of eating a bowl of lotion and whistles
by NYC.Alex December 4, 2024
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Lotion

When a persons of skin color a negro is turning white ashy
Person 1. Yo my arms and hands r ashy got any lotion

Person 2. Hell yea I got you bro
by CLutChGxD21 May 14, 2018
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pizza lotion

My wife smothers her pizza in Pizza Lotion!
by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019
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