Lotionizing

The Urge to apply lotion.

I love lotionizing early in the morning

by Rainify January 16, 2024

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Lotion

The thing people put on their hands to wank off with

I put lotion on my hands to wank off to my friend

by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024

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Lotionize

To apply lotion to your lower extremities

Jake woke up and moisturized his face and lotionized his legs and feet.

by Marcus Poindexter July 30, 2021

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Adjective (complimentary)
Derived from motion (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as having motion(money/resources) and with rizz.
Lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with MANY maidens.

The logic behind "Lotion" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs AND those of your many MANY MAIDENS. I'm sure I'm forgetting something LIKE THE NUMBER OF MAIDENS I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE INFINITE LOTION. I could rub it all over myself. Lubricate myself properly... like a chad.

"He's got motion, and lotion. What a cool guy"
"He looks like he's full of lotion"
"Wow he's got all the lotion, big W"
"They have so much lotion they stole all the maidens (unlike some random fella that goes by the name of... Spidey)"
"They have so much lotion it could lubricate your entire mother"
"Look over there! Is that... Mr. Motion Lotion?! *Gasp -- Yes. It's me, Mr. Motion Lotion *Starts mewing"

by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024

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