when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.
what did you do last saturday night
it was not saturday night it was lotion night
oh...what movie did they see
it was not saturday night it was lotion night
oh...what movie did they see
by lotion night every night March 10, 2012
Get the lotion nightmug. Adjective (complimentary)
Derived from motion (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as having motion(money/resources) and with rizz.
Lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with MANY maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs AND those of your many MANY MAIDENS. I'm sure I'm forgetting something LIKE THE NUMBER OF MAIDENS I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE INFINITE LOTION. I could rub it all over myself. Lubricate myself properly... like a chad.
Derived from motion (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as having motion(money/resources) and with rizz.
Lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with MANY maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs AND those of your many MANY MAIDENS. I'm sure I'm forgetting something LIKE THE NUMBER OF MAIDENS I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE INFINITE LOTION. I could rub it all over myself. Lubricate myself properly... like a chad.
"He's got motion, and lotion. What a cool guy"
"He looks like he's full of lotion"
"Wow he's got all the lotion, big W"
"They have so much lotion they stole all the maidens (unlike some random fella that goes by the name of... Spidey)"
"They have so much lotion it could lubricate your entire mother"
"Look over there! Is that... Mr. Motion Lotion?! *Gasp -- Yes. It's me, Mr. Motion Lotion *Starts mewing"
"He looks like he's full of lotion"
"Wow he's got all the lotion, big W"
"They have so much lotion they stole all the maidens (unlike some random fella that goes by the name of... Spidey)"
"They have so much lotion it could lubricate your entire mother"
"Look over there! Is that... Mr. Motion Lotion?! *Gasp -- Yes. It's me, Mr. Motion Lotion *Starts mewing"
by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024
Get the Lotionmug. He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.
by Sewpz February 27, 2020
Get the lotion brainmug. A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011
Get the Throat Lotion Dispensermug. by hobo ben June 14, 2018
Get the Man lotionmug. The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.
Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."
by von groovy June 13, 2024
Get the Emotional Lotionmug. by Marcus Poindexter July 30, 2021
Get the Lotionizemug.