dark looters

German sweaty clash of clans gamer

Dark Looters is suck a sweaty clan

by WhyYouSweatBro? April 14, 2017

smooch looter

One who knowingly prevents face sucking.

My gf and I were watching a movie, we were about to kiss when my sister walked in and sat next to us. She is such a smooch looter.

by ›:D April 19, 2017

Dominican Lottery

When tourists make a hooker pregnant, it's called the "Dominican Lottery" because she is able to claim money for the child or even get a passport to another country.

My friend Jake went on vacation and fucked a hooker without condom. She won the "Dominican Lottery" because she's pregnant and makes him pay for the daughter now!

by Leanuz January 8, 2018

london lottery

You are moving into a new flat with complete strangers. You don't know how they are going to be like or if you'll get along, hence you're playing the London Lottery. If you're lucky, you might end off with someone you get along with and enjoy. If not... they can become a nightmare

"Are you moving in with friends or playing the London Lottery?"

by Aronnax October 15, 2018

nala lottermoser

The best most caring person who loves her family says no (Bad words) and has a great attitude. She loves to play soccer and has great attitude and is a great leader. HAS NO KIDS.

Nala Lottermoser is the nicest caring person around.

by Lottomunch March 8, 2019

Hungarian Lottery

When your partner takes a shit and you shove a kit kat bar in their ass and let the chocolate melt and you give them a rimjob and hope it’s chocolate not shit

“Dude did you hear Kevin won the Hungarian Lottery?”
“Yeah but Donovan wasn’t so lucky”

by L10nelMess1 June 23, 2019

Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"

"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"

by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020