lowling

the act of owls loling, or laughing.

guy: "hey look at those owls in that tree! they're laughing!"
other guy: "no...they're LOWLING!"

by Zo Dewds January 30, 2012

Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants

I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

by veteransalt May 18, 2014

Losing side of a threesome

When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.

No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.

by Jim Moran August 31, 2017

Loligarchy

Noun. A form of power structure in which power somehow rests with a small number of people whose stupidity and ineptitude are the object of much amusement but who somehow remain in power despite all their outrageous blunders.

“Trump’s America is a loligarchy.”

“Look out! Here come the loligarchs!” (As Ivanka and Don jr. enter the room.)

by Omegablink June 12, 2018

Lovinger

Noun: a person who arrives a little bit late but does enough work that no one questions it
Adverb: That's a Lovingerly thing to do.
Transient Verb: I went and Lovingered with Selina this morning, so I'll be there at 2 PM.

e.g. Hi guys, Pendo meeting got pushed back to Monday morning, our AM called in sick. I have an appointment for a car at 11am, so doing a 'Lovinger' right now :grin:

by Mc_Lovin_ March 15, 2019

lovingveli

number 1 veliona fan

yeah i play honkai impact 3rd, but i'm not as good as lovingveli and her maxed out nyx

by an e April 17, 2022

Losing your Fappetite

When you are about to masturbate but you see something so horrendous that you stop.

“Hey dude, what happened, I thought you said you were gonna go masturbate?”

“I was, but I saw some weird foot stuff and stopped.”

“Oh! So you started Losing your Fappetite.”

by silly.scrawl March 16, 2023