A condition involving the feces of a habitual, binge drinker. Dry Logging results from dehydration from too much alcohol causing the drinker's feces to be come rigid and crusty and sometimes even rough. Dry Loggers often create worse conditions like trucker's knuckles or tear an anal fissure.
Jim is a weekend warrior. He starts partying at 5:00 p.m. on Fridays and doesn't stop until Sunday evening. All of his rowdy drinking dehydrates him. Despite is water intake, it can't keep up with the booze and he always winds up Dry Logging at the office on Monday morning.
Sandy: What is the sound? It sounds like someone straining and then whimpering. Is there a hurt animal in the parking lot?
Receptionist: No. No animal. It's Jim from the Business Office. He's Dry Logging the executive washroom. He does it every Monday before Mr. Brandt arrives.
Sandy: Sounds painful.
Receptionist: Yes. I heard a couple months ago he ripped an anal fissure. Guess he was out a few days.
Sandy: What is the sound? It sounds like someone straining and then whimpering. Is there a hurt animal in the parking lot?
Receptionist: No. No animal. It's Jim from the Business Office. He's Dry Logging the executive washroom. He does it every Monday before Mr. Brandt arrives.
Sandy: Sounds painful.
Receptionist: Yes. I heard a couple months ago he ripped an anal fissure. Guess he was out a few days.
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