lifted and gifted

to become and remain in the supreme state of nirvana through a substance known as marijuana.

i've gotten high a ton of times, but i got lifted and gifted for the first time last night.

by The Flo October 1, 2007

stay lifted

to be high

stay lifted broo

by i027leo May 24, 2012

Beer Lifter

Any teenager or young adult who, while at parties will naturally lift up stray beer cans looking for that "last sip." These tend to be frugal individuals who will do whatever they can to get a free buzz.

"Dude did you see that beer lifter last night? I saw him go through every can in the place."

by WillDHope February 10, 2009

listenative

A personal quality of being proficient at listening attentively to people during a conversation.

Man, I always like telling my stories to Joe, he's so listenative.

by JosephLager June 15, 2009

can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

by Tedro357 April 13, 2009

listentoable

n. Music that isn't great, but passable enough to listen to.

<Insert band name here>'s not bad, but they're only listentoable.

by Annie Wills May 19, 2007

Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.

"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."

by James Fraser January 31, 2008