lint hider

When you take the lint off the dryer filter and instead of walking 2 feet to the trash, you wad it up and throw it between the dryer and the wall thinking noone's gonna be the wiser.

I was doing some spring deep cleaning, and found four big lint balls that little lint hider dropped. She thinks we don't know, but I see her!!! I'm putting the lint back in her pockets..

by streart07221969 December 14, 2024

train lint

People who enter a train and get stuck at the door forcing everyone else to have to squeeze past them even though there's ample space further inside the compartment. Sort of like lint in the dryer.

See also, train lint catcher - a person who yells at train lint to move further in and stop blocking the door.

Man there was so much train lint on the 9:02 this morning, I feel like I've been in a mosh-pit. We could've really used a train lint catcher.

by jeamish February 25, 2021

Linting

When you are lint rolling your clothes to get all the hair and fuzz off of it.

I will be right there I'm linting my shirt.

by wytgrrl January 30, 2019

lint lizard

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.

Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.

by ringleader March 17, 2012

lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.

Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?

by Pyyr August 28, 2022

Linted

A describing word that can be used in any scenario.

Damn what a good shot, it was linted.

Those chips suck ass, they are linted.

I woke up at 9:43 today, shit was linted.

by linted lima bean June 26, 2022

spare lint

The act of a man releasing his masculine fluids inside a woman's belly button. While time passes the jyzz turns into a crust-like form. The woman then picks the jyzz out with her finger before sucking on it until she receives intense cotton mouth.

Suzie ate her spare lint while jerking off to the young man jonny.

by kamasutra's protégée August 22, 2011