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like this if you cry every time

A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.
Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."
by TheWopShop December 30, 2013
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Like a Bosh

1. Spend the last days of the season on the bench with a bruised nose.

2. Abandon a city after 7 years for more TV exposure.

3. Create enormous hype for your non-existent potential and then let your new team down when it matters.

4. Lose 60-pounds by cutting of your dreads.

4. Become the victim of a humiliating facial from a 6'1 point guard.

5. Score 35 points in a game and still be criticized.

LIKE A BOSH

"Go to Georgia Tech,
Become a Raptor,
Hit the weight room,
Get a nickname,
Lead the franchise,
Gain the fans trust,
Make the play-offs,
Date a crazy b*tch,
Piss Lebron off,
Beg for fans votes,
I'm an all-star,
Been on Leno,
Win Olympic gold,
File a lawsuit,
Win domain names,
Predict a cold-front,
Get some tattoos,
Make a DVD,
Get my nose broke,

Sit some games out,
Let my nose heal,

Sit more games out,
Lose the fans trust,
Tweet my face off,
Can't buy League Pass,
Hate Toronto,
Cut my dreads off,
Go to South Beach,
Become a third wheel,
Flex my biceps,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Go on entourage,
Hit the Hamptons,
Tuck my shirt in,
Toast some white folks,
Drink some chocolate milk,
Start the season,
Get on TV,
Forgot to rebound,
Make a poster,
No one loves me, no one loves me."
"Coach wants us to work, we want to chill, he has to meet us half way" (Chris Bosh, post game interview. Nov 17, 2010)

-LeBron complained that he played too many minutes...

-Pau Gasol said he enjoys playing extra minutes, and LeBron wonders why he has zero rings? Like a Bosh
by TenthLetter November 21, 2010
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Like Bombing

The act of going on a friends Facebook page and hitting the "Like" button on every single post, comment, picture or added friend notification, thus causing a very large number of notifications to pop-up on their phones and freeze the phone.
GOD DAMN IT JOHN, QUIT "LIKE BOMBING" ME! YOU FROZE MY PHONE AGAIN!
by Ro-nasty-bear April 26, 2011
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like shit

means alot of what you say before "like shit"
usually used after a noun or adjetive. Used in the DMV
"damn that girl is ugly like shit"

"he ate that whole burger, he fat like shit"

"he was at tha party knockin ppl out, he kimbo like shit"
by bert r December 17, 2008
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like inflation

n.) the phenomenon where one's facebook "likes" become inflated, meaningless, or worthless due to overuse.
Chris: Alexa always likes everything I post within seconds, her likes are so common that they've become meaningless.

Tom: Bitch does that to me too!

Erik: She suffers from extreme like inflation.
by rBergman January 9, 2012
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like-spamming

Like Spamming is the act of going to a friend's Facebook page and "Liking" everything on their wall. The next time they log in, they'll have a ton of notifications and so will the people who posted on their wall.
Someone was like-spamming my facebook wall today and now I have 25 notifications. wtf.
by Apollo12345 April 17, 2010
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like like

Like like is more then liking as a friend, yet different then a crush. Its a step above a crush, and a step below love.
"Dude, Jenna so like likes Tom!"
"I do not like like David, I just like him."
"So... do you like like me, or just like me?"
by dorkwad March 19, 2003
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