1 definition by TenthLetter
1. Spend the last days of the season on the bench with a bruised nose.
2. Abandon a city after 7 years for more TV exposure.
3. Create enormous hype for your non-existent potential and then let your new team down when it matters.
4. Lose 60-pounds by cutting of your dreads.
4. Become the victim of a humiliating facial from a 6'1 point guard.
5. Score 35 points in a game and still be criticized.
LIKE A BOSH
"Go to Georgia Tech,
Become a Raptor,
Hit the weight room,
Get a nickname,
Lead the franchise,
Gain the fans trust,
Make the play-offs,
Date a crazy b*tch,
Piss Lebron off,
Beg for fans votes,
I'm an all-star,
Been on Leno,
Win Olympic gold,
File a lawsuit,
Win domain names,
Predict a cold-front,
Get some tattoos,
Make a DVD,
Get my nose broke,
Sit some games out,
Let my nose heal,
Sit more games out,
Lose the fans trust,
Tweet my face off,
Can't buy League Pass,
Hate Toronto,
Cut my dreads off,
Go to South Beach,
Become a third wheel,
Flex my biceps,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Go on entourage,
Hit the Hamptons,
Tuck my shirt in,
Toast some white folks,
Drink some chocolate milk,
Start the season,
Get on TV,
Forgot to rebound,
Make a poster,
No one loves me, no one loves me."
2. Abandon a city after 7 years for more TV exposure.
3. Create enormous hype for your non-existent potential and then let your new team down when it matters.
4. Lose 60-pounds by cutting of your dreads.
4. Become the victim of a humiliating facial from a 6'1 point guard.
5. Score 35 points in a game and still be criticized.
LIKE A BOSH
"Go to Georgia Tech,
Become a Raptor,
Hit the weight room,
Get a nickname,
Lead the franchise,
Gain the fans trust,
Make the play-offs,
Date a crazy b*tch,
Piss Lebron off,
Beg for fans votes,
I'm an all-star,
Been on Leno,
Win Olympic gold,
File a lawsuit,
Win domain names,
Predict a cold-front,
Get some tattoos,
Make a DVD,
Get my nose broke,
Sit some games out,
Let my nose heal,
Sit more games out,
Lose the fans trust,
Tweet my face off,
Can't buy League Pass,
Hate Toronto,
Cut my dreads off,
Go to South Beach,
Become a third wheel,
Flex my biceps,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Go on entourage,
Hit the Hamptons,
Tuck my shirt in,
Toast some white folks,
Drink some chocolate milk,
Start the season,
Get on TV,
Forgot to rebound,
Make a poster,
No one loves me, no one loves me."
"Coach wants us to work, we want to chill, he has to meet us half way" (Chris Bosh, post game interview. Nov 17, 2010)
-LeBron complained that he played too many minutes...
-Pau Gasol said he enjoys playing extra minutes, and LeBron wonders why he has zero rings? Like a Bosh
-LeBron complained that he played too many minutes...
-Pau Gasol said he enjoys playing extra minutes, and LeBron wonders why he has zero rings? Like a Bosh
by TenthLetter November 18, 2010