licensed individual

a certified professional, having an authority to perform

A licensed individual is usu a doctor, driver, plumber

by Gleb Kudruk December 9, 2008

HGV licence

Earning your HGV licence when you take a big girl home for a game of hide the snake.

Alex took that big girl home and got his HGV licence last night. I hope she didn't eat him after!

by TAH_1986 October 11, 2019

Licensed Funny-Man

A license given to only the funniest of men, AKA David.

Woah look over there, it's David!
Who's David?
You know, the Licensed Funny-Man!
Oh, yes I remember David! I love that guy and he has so many friends!

by 100% Not David September 2, 2020

Licence Plate Factory

Prison

After getting caught for the robbery, Jimmy was sentenced to a two year career at the licence plate factory

by Billmcm1 May 31, 2011

Flying without a licence

Neglecting to zip up your trousers.

Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.

Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)

by E hates Q January 17, 2022

007 Licensed to thrill

man of many talents,, all non-typical ,,totally Bond like,, could launch the space shuttle with a martini in one hand and a mega babe in the other,while ordering oysters Rockefeller,caviar,and asti spumanti to be waiting for them when they land on the moon for a dinner appetizer...

hitcher: Dude I was thumbing the I-5 from Portland to Seattle, when this Bondmoblie pulls up,and this "007 Licensed to thrill hipcat with major Tats, and the stereo roaring out tasty licks from S.R.V. I say, how far you going ?? Driver: usually I go all the way,,, but, in your case,, hows Tumwater sound ?? Hitcher: cool,, and we make the next 103 miles in like less than 55 mins. pulls-over drops me,, and sez ,,next time we'll try it blindfolded,,Hitcher: too cool to be true ....

by Wilma Fingerdew September 30, 2009

licensed sassologist

An individual who operates at a professional level of sassiness.

I am impressed at his vocally direct way of interacting with others, It is like he is a licensed sassologist

by sooksookshook August 26, 2011