bed-layer

someone who takes only their sleeping concerns into their considerations for sleeping arrangements on everyday, spring breaks, or other engagements. basically the opposite of everybody that had to sleep in the superdome after hurricane katrina except they chastize you for not sleeping on a comfortable bed.

Bed-layer 1:Wow this vacation is gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeet!

Bed-layer 2:Heck yes! i got top bunk!
Bed-layer 1: i got bottom.
Bed-layers 3-4: My obsession with philly cheesteaks, and my judism allows for our fat asses to take the king size. (Female Bed-layers)
Non Bed-layer 1: Well where are we supposed to sleep?
Bed-layer 2:You can use those couch cushions on the floor hahahahaha (Female, yet maleish tracy mcgradyesk devil laugh)
Non Bed-layers 1-4:YOU GOD DAMN BEDLAYERS OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Wortman Defiance i h8 thatcunt December 18, 2009

ladder climber

A corporate shill who is the utmost example of selfishness. They are the most unenlightened breed of human being next to a literal religious terrorist. Purely driven by ego, they stop at nothing and no one to get what they want with absolute disregard for others. They see life with blinders on, they are constantly defensive and they are sociopathic in nature. CEOs all climbed the ladder to the top, using the necks of others, usually those who actually created something, as rungs on this ladder. They are abysmal human beings who now exist in droves in corporate America. They have ruined the U.S.A. and should be ashamed of themselves, but even more so, the U.S. citizens need to recognize the shame they have brought upon the U.S., a once actually great country, now living anecdotally through lies, rabble, manipulation, war, and fear. Shame on U.S. for letting these people take what is ours. Especially since money is merely a human construct to begin with. These are fake people, that know everything they do is wrong, yet they continue to do it out of an even greater fear than that of which they propagate as they build their onion-skin of an image. Pathetic.

I refuse to be a ladder climber at this soulless company. I quit.

by Waxil July 22, 2014

Ft. Lauderdale

Central City in Broward County Florida. Pretty Big Downtown Area along Las Olas BLVD , Broward BLVD. South Ft. Lauderdale=Trailerswhere i spend 3 days a weekand Public Housing. Bordering Cities are Hollywood , Davie, Plantaion,and Pompano.

Fort Liquordale
Fort Loddydoddy
FTL

by Trig December 19, 2004

hafada ladder

A series of piercings running along and perpendicular to the crease of skin in the center of the scrotum. Can be accompanied by a frenum ladder and/or a gouche ladder

Sure, hafada piercings may be traditional in Arab culture, but why get a hafada ladder?

by SoulfulZen January 18, 2006

Belgium Layer Cake

The act of putting a layer cake between you and a girl and fucking all the layers including her snatch.

Stacy complained all week after I gave her a Belgium Layer Cake because there was cake stuck in her twat.

by ThunderStick June 7, 2007

Fort Lauderdale Facial

When you wake up after a night of drinking and have to peel dried vomit off your face.

I had a late night on Himmarshee and woke up with a Fort Lauderdale Facial

by Rossasaurus Rex January 1, 2018

sign the ladder

A phrase that means having sex with somebody in your bed for the first time.

Person 1: Yo I know that girl's coming over tonight, you think she's gonna sign the ladder?

by blinkoff9 February 21, 2009