lava bitch

instead of being a bitch be a Lava bitch.
you just go around biting every ones head off in a hot ass fashion.

that bitch she's not a bitch she's a Lava bitch

by Lava bitch October 14, 2017

lava roll

A lava room is where you shit into a persons ass and mush it into them.

I just gave my girlfriend the old lava roll, as always it was painful for her.

by YoBoiTrist November 16, 2017

Lava Juice

A bloody queef usually happening when a woman is on her period.

Girl 1: Did you here that pop? Cause that bitch just lava juiced

Girl 2: wha- (wheezes)

by bpberna November 20, 2017

Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.

Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"

by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018

Lava lamp

A lava lamp is mad trippy and is like the must for a greeb

Anya fullers lava lamp broke she was mad cuz when she was off on mandy she couldn’t stare at it

by Ollie16inchWhiteBoy May 9, 2018

Lava Finger

When having sex from behind you take a scoop of icy hot on your thumb and jam it up the anus

I was hittin tina from the back and i hit her with a lava finger

by KingKear July 27, 2018

lava bread

It is when you take a hot pocket and nuke it in the microwave.

This lava bread is hotter than when Chernobyl was a thing.

by jjjonesjr33 May 25, 2018