Louisiana rub

A kinky hand job in which the individual doing the job must use both hands and spit in his or her hands before doing so.

"Dude my girl gave me a Louisiana rub last night"!

by Ricky Youknowmyname October 12, 2011

Louisiana Hangnail

An aborted fetus shoved up the anus of your partner.

I was ok with my girlfriend being kind of kinky, but when she asked for a Louisiana Hangnail, I got the hell out of there!

by juan jorge castro April 7, 2011

Louisiana Rodeo

find the biggest and most disgustion women, take her to a hotel, and proceed to have intercourse doggy style, then lean over her and whisper in her ear that you have super aids or tell her that she is the fattest ugliest bitch you have ever seen in your life, lastly hold on to her for dear life until she can buck you off.

Louisiana Rodeo

by denim master June 30, 2009

Westlake louisiana

A small town in Louisiana between Lake Charles, and Sulphur. Home of the Rams. Two elementary schools, one middle school and one Highschool. You're greeted by a Big Green sign that says "Welcome to Westlake" and you'll leave with a "y'all come back" sign. If the train doesn't get you coming in, it will get you coming out. Small town. Everyone knows your business. Sasol is taking over everything so don't get comfortable. When you smell the plants, you know you've arrived.

I was born in raised in Westlake Louisiana!

by Mrs.Crosby1993 December 4, 2016

Louisiana kickstand

A large fake penis that fits over your real penis, allowing you to have sex with a loose woman more effectively. The best ones have a bumpy, ridged texture, like alligator skin.

-I'd like to slip her the Louisiana kickstand if you know what I'm sayin'.
-Huh? Not really.
-No one appreciates the subtext.

by Crymsunskai October 22, 2008

Vinton Louisiana

A place where a bunch of lame ass red neck people get together and drink and learn to never have a future. Everyone here fucks their sister and or cousins. Never go to this small town or you will get aids or even die from loss of brain.

Look at them idiots over there you can tell they are from Vinton Louisiana because obviously they have no brain and all they ever do is drink nasty ass natural light.

Everyone that is trashy is from Vinton Louisiana

I fucked my sister and my cousin so I must be from Vinton Louisiana

by Sir No Fuck His Family September 3, 2011

louisiana mushroom

The act of dipping one's penis in hotsauce and then smacking it into a person's face.

Chelsea was blinded by her boyfriend's louisiana mushroom.

by Poohbear and Bob-o January 18, 2009