Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise
Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"
by Thaddious October 19, 2020
Get the Beach Landingmug. Student 1: "Well, I think we're almost done"
Student 2: "Woah, woah, woah. We've still got a half a keg to polish off. Let's not land on the carrier just yet"
Student 2: "Woah, woah, woah. We've still got a half a keg to polish off. Let's not land on the carrier just yet"
by Sax_Man September 16, 2009
Get the Land on the Carriermug. The fictional time-period of which newscasters speak of in a pre-recorded television show which has been stored and is being watched.
John: "Shit! It's supposed to snow in June!?!? Whadafuh?"
Sean: "Naw, that's only in TiVO Land"
John: "Ooooh. Yea."
Sean: "Naw, that's only in TiVO Land"
John: "Ooooh. Yea."
by sea-cow May 28, 2009
Get the TiVO Landmug. by hussonlax November 14, 2010
Get the Land Ottermug. Babydoll land is an alternate reality in which a person resides in a state of excessive vacation time, lack of responsiblily, exuberant money spending habits and/or no grasp of the real world.
Person 1: I could really use a paid vacation, I worked a total of 13 hours this week I’m exhausted.
Person 2: You literally worked one day this week, dude you live in babydoll land.
Person 2: You literally worked one day this week, dude you live in babydoll land.
by Daddy Fuel September 3, 2018
Get the babydoll landmug. The landing gear of a drone or quadcopter. They are often U-shaped, but can often be peg-shaped legs as well.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.
by Telephony May 22, 2019
Get the landing sprigsmug. A close neighbor to the Land of the Stupids, the Land of the Clueless is where you find people with no common sense or who are completely incompetent. Children often visit this land when being asked to do something by their parents. Co-workers as well.
No one could figure out that the door needs to be closed so the heat doesn't escape? Gee, I guess we are in the Land of the Clueless.
by irishtrish February 20, 2010
Get the Land of the Cluelessmug.