Lactopracilliusfunguschungus

a type of allergic reaction to salad dressing

Can you tell me what's in the dressing?
I need to know what's in the dressing.
Because I'm Lactopracilliusfunguschungus

by defsnotcarl April 19, 2018

Lactus Perpetua

Lack of Perfection

You have Lactus Perpetua.

by Dr. Benedictus Haplas dentata February 10, 2018

lacto-pescetarian

A fish eater who will consume dairy but not eggs, for health reasons.

Look at me, I'm a lacto-pescetarian, aren't I great!

by badmouth December 24, 2018

Lactasting

the action of injesting and/or consuming any form of milk (goat, human, cow, etc.)

me: "It's 3 am and I want a glass of milk"
my high friend: "duuuude I'm down for some lactasting too"

by whales.have.rights.too March 1, 2019

lactina

A person with a sexy butt, who loves milk!!

You're a very hot Lactina!

by Diradum December 3, 2019

Lactating man

A friend that gets mad over offensive jokes or when you do stupid shit. And has the sense of humor of a woman.

"Wow what a Lactating man he sure is bitch."

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

lactose intolerance

hell

steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE

by You Don’t Need To Know That June 1, 2020