"That Lachlan bourne dude is pretty hot"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
by krausslad November 03, 2020
He's a bit cheeky, doesn't listen to others. Mummas boy, makes stupid jokes, cries consistently. He is an abomination to society ;)
by Hawt dawm July 26, 2025
Lachlan is an act refered to as someone repeated smashing the back of their head to imitate Lachlan and his flat fucking head. It is also common that they also chisel their brain to smoothen it just like Lachlan. Also Lachlan's eyebrows overlap.
by PoonanileachlanD December 15, 2023
Lachlan is a rude, insanely annoying person. They are really dorky and quirky and fuck up a lot they are basically the human form of hell
by Ggbbhh December 17, 2021
A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.
by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024
To put it simply huge cock, however if you encounter the shiny varient of this dick head he may ask you to play roblox becuase he is going to grow up to be a pedophile.
by mrjackballs June 04, 2023
by IKDKKKDKDJDKJKD May 21, 2019