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kindergarten

the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books
when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
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Kindersexual

An alternate name for a pedophile. Pedophiles have a bad reputation and are shunned by most of society but sexualities are accepted even the most stupid ones.
Dude: Have you heard that about this kindersexual persuasion?

Also a Dude: WTF, does he like keister Kinder Fingers or something?

Dude: Nah my guy, this is just the way pedos infiltrate the LGBTQIA+ sphere.
by Johnny Banboni July 7, 2021
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kendee

KENDEE, the most beautiful and loving girl in the whole world. She has the best smile and always will make you smile. She's unique and the best person you would meet. She's loving, kind, beautiful, smart, and hardworking.
I love kendee she's amazing (dt: my amazing momma
by Heyoidk123 September 30, 2021
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my little pony kinder egg

A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.
Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead
by sackTN July 30, 2022
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Kinder Egg

An annoying and overrated toy that's been going strong for 44 years. They're banned in America because some Americans view them as dangerous (some kids have been known to eat the whole thing without knowing that there's a toy inside and had to be rushed to the hospital).

It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.
Kinder Eggs are overrated. Thank god I grew up with the Wonder Ball instead.
by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
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kinder

"Dude, my car got jacked"
"KINDER!"
by Oki3 September 7, 2008
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kinderlove

The relationship someone has with a younger partner; usually over 3 years apart and is used in the context of high school or college relationships.
OMG, you're going out with a freshman? What a kinderlove.
by Princess lover September 17, 2006
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