Kristine

A badass bitch who won't hesitate to beat somebody the tf up if they talking shit and loves Jesus.

Person: Omg Kristine is so dumb

Me: Girl shut the fuck up wit yo nasty ass. You're lucky Jesus is watching cuz if he weren't that crusty wig would be a mop and

you would be the pole.

by _Kris_Jenner_ June 12, 2023

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bitchy boys mother

“happy birthday sweetie, but you can’t talk to my son anymore” said kristine
“whatta bitch”

by bitchboy12956 November 30, 2019

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it's only fitting if your bestfriend's name (blaire) means pink jelly bean, that your name was also a delicious candy!

just the sweetest candy flavors of the bunch; the most commonly loved flavors! everyone wants blaires and kristines in their bag of candy!

by F. Law November 12, 2023

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Short asian with a thicc mom

Friend: dammmm son ur mom dummy thiccc

Kristine vo: that's my brother

by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

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Kristin

Generally unlikable

“Ugh you’re such a Kristin”

by DefinitionsByYoursTruly June 23, 2023

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Kristine

Kristine is a beautiful, young woman that has a lot to offer. She has a really lovely personality and her highlight is always on point. She loves acting and writing books and her favorite colour is blue or yellow. SHE IS LOVEABLE!

Person 1: "Kristine is so sweet!"
Kristine's bf: "She is! Although she's evil when she's on her period, i love her."

by marie7283 April 28, 2019

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