Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.

Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!

by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023

Kenyan Fingerbang

When a guy shits in a girl on her periods vagina and then you scoop it out and feed it to her

I just gave this snowbunny my little kenyan fingerbang and had a wild orgasm.

by TheDrainDoctor August 18, 2024

kenya

a person who generally sucks in life

"that person is quite a kenya, they always bully people"

by thereedist October 28, 2023

Kenyah

Kenyah is fine asf

If a Btc try her she will beat they ahh

Kenyah have a ass
It’s fat like the sun

by anonymous November 19, 2023

Khenyan

khenyan is a name for a very queer man who is almost always a bottom. but he is straight

oooo look at that gay guy!! nah thats just khenyan

by Carp man March 12, 2024

Kenya Snorkel

The identification of the Nation of Kenya through a peculiarity of the Google Maps' coverage of the region. The truck carrying the camera has a black snorkel on the left hand side.

"I just made a sick guess in "Geoguessr" using the classic Kenya Snorkel!"

by Tom Rhondel May 4, 2024

Kenya

Kenya is the most amazing girl you will ever meet, her blond hair and brown eyes define her beauty. she is smart, funny and addicted to the wrong things. She might complain a lot, but she will definitely give the most amazing advice.

"woah look at Kenya cherries"

by Audrey Smith June 18, 2024