Kinky Jesus

A sexual position where the woman goes up against the wall, with her arms out horizontally like Jesus. The man is in front of her with his hands clasped in hers, humping her very fast and sweaty.

Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.
My girlfriend was begging me to give her a kinky jesus.
by Alex and the Delawana crew September 20, 2007
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Kinky tickles

The kind of tickles that makes everyone hard. Yup. Even girls. (Better with applesauce)
Lauren: Hey, dude! I saw your dog give your mom kinky tickles!
Logan:....
by The All-Mighty Pussy Fucker April 13, 2015
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Kinky Kael

The manager of sex, always knows the dick length of somebody, can smell a whore from miles away, and loves a good and hearty pounding
Oh no he’s not weird, he’s just a Kinky Kael
by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022
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Kinky Hinky

The Act of Giving Someone a Huge Hickey During Paid Sex.
Oh Man, Look at the Kinky Hinky he has on his neck, I know what he paid for last night, and it wasn't a movie!
by Omerta34 September 17, 2009
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kinky walrus

A fat man or woman sending pictures to you or someone that are nude or in a sexual position
Rick: Look at this damn kinky walrus!
Chad: Ew, is that jen?
Rick: Yeah.
by OddWordsWithOddDefinitions October 24, 2013
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kinky pleasure

kinky pleasure is a phrase that describes all kind of activities that make you usually have physical or mental pain but because its so good/funny you end up doing to yourself multiple times.
Person A: My kinky pleasure is to watch Buzzfeed Videos.
Person B: You sick fuck...
by black-cat-69 January 11, 2018
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kinky nap

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…
by B00bie G1rl December 12, 2022
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