Kinky Jesus

A sexual position where the woman goes up against the wall, with her arms out horizontally like Jesus. The man is in front of her with his hands clasped in hers, humping her very fast and sweaty.

Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.

My girlfriend was begging me to give her a kinky jesus.

by Alex and the Delawana crew October 2, 2007

kinky water

Water that can be found in your parents bedroom

My kinky water was in my mother's room.

by Curlyhead45 March 5, 2017

Kinky Fucker

A person who is the especially into one or more kinks, and usually is proud of it. Can be a self label.

“I love collars, whips, and cuffs, you could say I’m one Kinky Fucker!”

by CrimsonDragon August 15, 2023

Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

by Titts McGuffin August 8, 2017

Kinky Puffer

A pub experience so bad even a blowjob wouldn’t improve it

I wouldn’t go to that pub, it’s a real Kinky Puffer

by Lurkerspoons August 31, 2018

Kinky Pooh

The act of licking honey off of a sexual partner’s nipples while wearing no pants and a red shirt

“So she really likes Disney, huh?”
“Dude, she likes it so much she made me do the kinky Pooh last night.”

by Tim’s Tool Man September 16, 2020

Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up

Kinky Keith is older than prince charles

by Aldi manager69 February 11, 2023