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Killed a Bear

The aftermath of period sex. The bedsheets look like a large animal was mutilated on the bed. Not to be confused with the popular "Build a Bear" store at your local mall.
Dude, I thought my girl was finished with here period and after sex I turned on the lights and it looked like someone killed a bear.

period rag bloody sex build a bear gore
by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015
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The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.
Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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tracked and killed

They could have you tracked and killed.
by PineappleJuice March 3, 2015
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Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...
Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!
by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003
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bob saget who killed and raped a girl in 1990

BOB SAGET KILLED AND RAPED A GIRL IN 1990 is a well known song on russian social site VK it sometimes(rarely) appears on facebook.Its about a comic artist who once was accused of RAPING AND KILLING A GIRL IN 1990 despite being homosexual.
bob saget who killed and raped a girl in 1990
by Bob SaLove you April 24, 2017
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killed it

got a good joke or something close going and someone jus says something hella outta line and it jus kils tha joke
we was baggin on tre's mommas booty and shawn killd yo!
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Fergie Killed a bear with a knife

A white redneck Cod4 player killed a 3 ton brown grizzly bear with a knife in colorado in 1969.
Ryan Ferguson is a beast that hates takin pills and goes insane on the weekends
I killed a bear with a "Fergie Killed a bear with a knife."

Dude did you see him kill that bear?
Y dude he fergied the bear
by chod69 March 5, 2008
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