kill me

an expression used by someone who wants to die or is just a figure of speech for me its first one

my life is so shit will u please kill me...

dude we got skewl tomorrow kill me now

by immeudontknowme July 11, 2009

kill the frog

To explain a joke. If you have to take apart a joke and explain how it works, like a frog, you will kill it, removing all humor that might have been left.

Joe: I really don't get that joke.
Ted: Would somebody kill the frog for Joe please?

by gurzil May 4, 2006

kill a kitten

v. To masturbate.

Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.

by The Gramar Nazi March 10, 2002

kill all who oppose

kil everyone who disagrees with you in anyway.

In order for our plan to work we must kill all who oppose!

by Brandon Dockery December 30, 2003

kill yourself immediately

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else

n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!

by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005

Kill em all

Kill 'em All is Metallica's debut album. It came out in 1983 and it's tracklist is (in the following order) Hit the Lights, The Four Horsemen, Motorbreath, Jump in the Fire, (Anesthesia)-Pulling Teeth, Whiplash, Phantom Lord, No Remorse, Seek and Destroy, and Metal Militia. It also includes the covered songs, Am I Evil (originally done by Diamondhead) and Blitzkrieg (originally done by Blitzkrieg).

Kids who claim to be Metallica fans but think the Black Album is their debut album are ignorant because Kill 'em All is their first album.

by 62Orion86 July 26, 2005

kill streak

When you kill multiple people in a row, usually in a video game.

NOOOOO! 6 Kill streak! So close!

by sameopet March 30, 2013