Kidney Room

Look up, "Restroom"

You: Can I go to the Kidney Room?
God: The what?
You: The Kidney Room
God: THE WHAT?!!
You: The restroom
God: Sure...

by Michael VII May 16, 2017

Kindertrauma

The lingering feelings of fear or horror provided by viewing inappropriate media as a child. Especially prevalent during the 1980's when the new home media market exploded. Sometimes provided by media for children made unintentionally terrified. Antonym of nostalgia.

I saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure last night. I still have kindertrauma from Large Marge.

by theWallflower00 June 6, 2017

Kidney-Tickler

An action performed when a phallus or other phallic object creates a tickling sensation typically located around the area of the kidneys or diaphragm.

"I haven't been able to walk right since he gave me a kidney-tickler."

by thekidneytickler March 1, 2019

Kindering

Kindering is the act of throwing Kinder eggs and other Kinder products at passing people or objects, specifically houses and cars. Kindering is a criminal offence in most countries. Kindering is sometimes associated with certain events and holidays such as National Kinder Egg Day.

The dapper old chap got jailed for Kindering a polizei car...

by Tman19910 April 6, 2019

Kindering

Kindering is the act of throwing Kinder eggs and other Kinder products at passing people or objects, specifically houses and cars. Kindering is a criminal offence in most countries. Kindering is sometimes associated with certain events and holidays such as National Kinder Egg Day

The grumpy old fart got charged for Kindering a polizei car in Chairmany

by Tman19910 April 6, 2019

kindergartenish

Noun;
The language that kindergarten kids speak in.
Adjective; related to a kindergarten

Kid: No, take me seviouswy!
Teacher 1: What?
Teacher 2: Don’t worry, he’s just speaking Kindergartenish

by Mr Kindergarten Teacher January 5, 2021

Kindercunt

An exceptionally hateful child who demonstrates extreme anti-social behaviors FBI profilers indicate will result in prolific serial killing later in life. Warning signs include violent outbursts toward elderly family members, interests in crafts that include blood splatter, occasion spitting on siblings and kicking family pets.

I can’t believe Eloise punched your grandmother in the face and called her a wrinkly old bitch. She’s such a kindercunt.

by Becky the Slut November 27, 2021