when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.
PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky
PERSON B) why bro?
PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle
PERSON B) did you let her?
PERSON A) DUH RETARD
PERSON B) why bro?
PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle
PERSON B) did you let her?
PERSON A) DUH RETARD
by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010
Get the bejing tea kettlemug. Sticking your penis in the shower faucet and turning the hot water up all the way until it goes limp
Wife - "Babe, why is you penis blistered?"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"
by Bibboberso April 30, 2024
Get the Kettlingmug. 
Get the kettlingmug. a container for boiling water
by anonymous April 20, 2025
Get the kettlemug. by Strawbes02 March 6, 2024
Get the Leaky Kettlemug. Although antiquated, to 'put the kettle on' is to say that the conversation will continue because of some new deep or entertaining news has been revealed and needs discussing, usually this involves actually making a new cup of tea (giving time to savour the space before gossip) but...
'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'
'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'
Carl: stace was down the pub with len last night, but he's supposed to be legit with shanice
DAZ: kettle on!
Carl: well, after prison he....
DAZ: kettle on!
Carl: well, after prison he....
by My real name is nick April 4, 2021
Get the Kettle onmug. 