by one wholesome dude December 28, 2024
The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
by oxo gobbler December 23, 2017
Kettle Run is the best school in fauquier. We got the best sports teams overall and the hottest girls. The hottest girl at kettle run is jailyn, she has the most beautiful face and eyes. She also has the fattest ass and the best body. She is the most amazing girl in the world and has the best personality.
Kettle Run High School
by pseudo anonymous September 13, 2020
by Jefferson 27323272323273323 23 April 23, 2021
An insult used to describe someone who smells like a nasty ass popcorn flavor or someone who stinks or someone who’s attitude stinks
by kettlepot December 03, 2018
Although antiquated, to 'put the kettle on' is to say that the conversation will continue because of some new deep or entertaining news has been revealed and needs discussing, usually this involves actually making a new cup of tea (giving time to savour the space before gossip) but...
'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'
'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'
Carl: stace was down the pub with len last night, but he's supposed to be legit with shanice
DAZ: kettle on!
Carl: well, after prison he....
DAZ: kettle on!
Carl: well, after prison he....
by My real name is nick April 04, 2021
Why’s he kettled at me?
Why’s he angry at me?
I’m kettled cus my girlfriend cheated on me.
I’m angry cus my girlfriend cheated on me.
Why’s he angry at me?
I’m kettled cus my girlfriend cheated on me.
I’m angry cus my girlfriend cheated on me.
by Greenbeanz February 09, 2019