Kemper McTwister

-the kemper mctwister or (KMT) is actually a very serious problem that deals with being rapidly airborne. often during a very windy baseball game a kemp is likely to be hurled into the air by a dust tornado(twister). this is actually a very serious and scary moment for a dwarfy person. during the expirence one is often spotted scrambling for a McDonalds "McGriddles" biscuit so that he can stick his dong in the middle and beat off with the warm sensation rubbing on his pecker. thats why its called a Kemper McTwister

as i threw out the first pitch i spotted a rare Kemper McTwister in left field. i also noticed a McGriddles raper on the ground after the game. wonder where that was from??

by adkins...biotch April 15, 2005

Giddy Kipper

Someone who is overly excitable or stupid.

John: Did you nail that girl last night?
Rob: No i came in my pants
John: Ya giddy kipper!

by johanmirfin February 16, 2010

Booty Keeper

One who guards the doings of another friend, who makes sure that that friend does not make a stupid drunk mistake...ie beer googles, one night-stand.

I am Jen's booty keeper tomorrow night.

by STLBAS May 8, 2009

chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.

Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by MsSvelte April 11, 2003

trapper keeper

(noun)- an extremely persistent, persuing male or female. A stage 5 clinger.

That guy was really cute, but he's a trapper keeper.

by sarsdz January 28, 2009

kemper

increasing blood pressure, tension and suicidal tendencies in others

All was calm until John entered the room. The bad news he delivered kempered the others in the room.

by xana777 February 10, 2010

Kipper Sniffer

After sex, you cum on the girl's 'vulva', then lean down and take a whiff. (Everyone's loves their own brand, by the way.) You simply exclaim, "Damn girl, you smell like kipper."

(Kipper is a fish)

When John had reached his climax, he pulled out of Sally and came on her 'vulva'. Once preforming this act, he leaned down and breathed in deeply.

"Gee, Sally, you sure smell like kipper."

"Oh John, you're so silly!"

"Gee, Sally, I thought you liked the Kipper Sniffer."

by Jessica Barber January 19, 2008