A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.
Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.
Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*
Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*
by Petey Mik {Inspired by Marie} May 02, 2008
Someone who is beyond the point of retarded. They are so stupid they should be classified as dumb, deaf, blind and retarded.
by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut July 13, 2019
Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007
by crazy boy 33 May 13, 2015
chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.
by richard n clay & Jacob & kyle April 01, 2007
Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.
I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.
by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014
my girlfriend has had to wash her eyes and ears everyday because she can’t hear or see due to the creamy Hellen keller
by Vlad_thebear January 17, 2023