The year was 2024, school was starting and global warming spread like wildfire, piles of trash covering the surface that could be seen for miles, but one day, the trash pile began to shake, and out from the top, rose Kayden Doner, a tall humanoid stinking crypted with the stench to kill livestock andoverpower even the fear gas from batman. His stench so strong, a green aura surrounds him, leaving a trail of dead flies when he walks, he could usually be seen consuming 2L bottles of piss, and he usually resides in a large heap of garbage. If you see him, i would reccomend heeping your distance, because his stench kills.
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