jo-kayden

An object, or weapon of considerable power. Long Searched for and yet never quite found. Except through study and meditation on the book of krang.

Found in the short independent Student film, Marximum Carnage

"You must find the Jo-Kayden!"

by MC son of Krang January 8, 2008

National Kayden & Taylor Day

On September 25th of every year we will celebrate the friendship anniversary of Kayden & Taylor

Hey bro it's national Kayden & Taylor day!

by www.urmomstoe.com June 21, 2022

National Sniff a Kayden Day

Sniff that random kid named Kayden who sits 2 seats away from you in that one class.

I always participate in National Sniff a Kayden Day. They usually smell like spaghetti.

by sniffakaydenlover May 26, 2022

Pulling a kayden

To give full consent then try to fuck the person over later.

Kayden: Yea you can use your taser on my geek….

*15 mins pass*
Kayden: you owe me a new geek
(Pulling a kayden)

by Analfcker June 19, 2025

National live, not love, hate Kayden day

Every August 22nd everybody hates on Kayden for the day

“Bro it’s August 22nd! you know what that means!?”
“National live, not love, hate Kayden day!!”

by YOGIRL11 August 21, 2022

kayeen

Nordic Alien body-snatchers that see the earth as a farm, and humans as the most profitable crop. They will casually “drop-in” on an unsuspecting human and take their body for a spin, much like they are test-driving a new car. Of course, if there are a few dents or scratches later, or the car was involved in a felony, that wasn’t THEIR doing. Humans are so stupid and easy to manipulate, after all.

Part of the whole “Ancient Astronaut/Ancient Alien” club that genetically modified our species for their own gain, and that are planning a non-hostile take over by just whispering stupid stuff in our ears, and occupying the best-looking and most gullible bodies and turning them into world leaders while they have wild sex and orgies, and the poor humans don’t even get the benefit of a reach-around.

Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.

Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.

by Hoisin Saucy September 17, 2019

Kaydee

Kaydee is literally just a giant ray of sunshine, the most positive and happy person you’ll ever meet. She’ll come into your life and after a week she’ll be your best friend and you won’t remember a life without her. She is very sarcastic and freaking hilarious. She has a concerning love for music and probably has over 1000 songs on her playlist. She loves outer space and dreams to be an astronomer or an astronaut one day. If you ever get her talking about things she super passionate about, don’t interrupt her because it is the most adorable thing when she’s talking about things she loves, the light in her eyes and the adorable hand gestures just leave you wanting to stare at her forever. She is also a major nerd in the best way possible. She loves Marvel. Like LOVES Marvel. She could tell you the actors of every Marvel character, retell the storyline of every movie, and recite thousands of quotes from them. Kaydee is gorgeous by the way. The prettiest eyes that are constantly changing color and long brown hair that is always up because she hates the way it looks down. She’s one of the smartest people you will ever meet and could learn more random facts about her than anyone else in Earth. She is very loud sometimes and gets excited over small things, but that’s one of my favorite things about her. You could fall in love with her in the amount of time it takes for her to say hello. Don’t ever let Kaydee leave your life because she will make it 2000 times better, promise.

(Guy #1): Man this girl is just a little ball of positivity and sarcasm... I think I’m in love.

(Guy #2): You’ve gotten yourself a Kaydee, huh? You lucky bastard.

by kkbrosky April 7, 2019