kettle laugh

the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh
Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.
by Johnnystein November 5, 2020
mugGet the kettle laughmug.

bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
mugGet the bronchitis kettlemug.

Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.
by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022
mugGet the Kettle Suckermug.

Kettled

The act of a kettle warming up a liquid inside of it.
The kettle kettled the water

This water has been kettled
by uivuigui bhbh December 19, 2022
mugGet the Kettledmug.

Kettled

When you’re snorting phat slugs of ketamine and you feel the moments just before you k hole

‘Your kettled cunt’
‘Your kettled cunt
by Y0UR10N1C3 September 28, 2025
mugGet the Kettledmug.

bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.
Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!
by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023
mugGet the bean kettlemug.

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