Keeshed

feeling the effects of marijuana, or simply put as high or stoned. Also can be used as a word describing how tired or worn out you are after smoking weed.

Digg and Michael were keeshed after rippin a bowl at the park.

by Officer Billy April 18, 2009

Kees

Kees is an amazing person, At soccer and has the best girlfriend ever and is an inspiration to all soccer players around the globe. His gfs are always amazing and beautiful.

Bro, he's just like a Kees

No way man, he can't be that perfect!

by Horixon October 15, 2015

Keegan

is very well hung, has a huge cock and knows how to use it. never disappoints the ladies.

OMG have you guys ever been with a Keegan? the best ever

"how bigs your dick?" "lets just say its a keegan" "=D"

by lynn25 February 3, 2010

kegs

Kegs (UK)

1. Two or more beer bellies, (6 pack referes to toned)

2. Two or more beer barrels.

3. one pair of underwear.

1. Those belly kegs make you look like your going to fall face first you fat bastards.

2. Those beer kegs look heavy.

3. Those kegs look heavy, have you shit them?

by Hotornot August 29, 2005

Keels

one of the gentlemen. usually the life of the schlan party. the one not outside rolling around in the mud. usually the one getting the most schwasted.

Dude! How are we supposed to have a successful Schlan Party with no Keels?

Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.

by Mr. Keels December 13, 2008

Keemstar

Daniel Keem is mostly known as DJ Killer Keemstar or Killer Keemstar, who is the infamous host of DramaAlert, a YouTube channel based off of the YouTube drama that happens on the daily. Daniel is a 34+ year old man who attacks and goes after minors on Twitter, makes false pedofile allegations towards others, and got his fame on the internet for his immature trash talking and trolling on Xbox live.. All of his fans are immature losers who can't get anything good in life and majority of his fan base are under the age of 16 who haven't even hit puberty yet. Daniel Keem is also known as the gnome of YouTube for the fact that his appearance is gnome like and each time he makes a YouTube video his beard gets pointier and pointier. Also, Keem will swat, doxx, and slander you if you anger him. He has gone after many YouTubers especially, LeafyIsHere, another YouTuber making Tweets about his 'wart dick' calling him WartDickIsHere and at the time threatening to sue a 15 year old YouTuber, Shorbie, for making a video on infamous rat/gnome Killer Keemstar.

Example 1:
Logical Person: Keemstar is such a prick he said so many racist things. He was banned from YouTube shouldn't even be allowed on it.
Keem Supporter: b-but the stuff he said was like 8 years ago, so fuck off. TAKE THIS L!
Logical Person: Just because it was a while ago doesn't make it right… You're so immature
Keem Supporter: Nah you're just a WartDickIsHere dick rider!

Example 2:
Keem: *does something super shitty*
Keem: Why am I still getting hate?

Example 3:
Keem: I'm on Blog.TV with my fucking hands up!

Example 4:

Keem: Everyone in the chat, type in Alex is a stupid -----

by QuackLegs August 20, 2016

keegstra

n. someone who denies the blatantly obvious, usually for no apparent gain.
.

Of course the Eckville Tigers are going to beat those Bentley Generals, they could probably beat the Edmonton Rush!

You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?

by gnostic1 July 23, 2011