Hurricane Katrina

The conspiracy that was set up by Lake Pontchartrain and the Mississippi River to take back the area between them-New Orleans. Their mortal enemy were the New Orleans levees, which had restricted their area for more than 300 years. The two bribed the Atlantic Ocean to throw a powerful hurricane at the City That Care Forgot. When conditions where right-Republicans in control and global warming rampart, Atlantia threw a powerful hurricane at the Gulf of Mexico. The child was christened Katrina. Unfortunately, Katrina got drunk and killed 10 people in Florida. Then, Katrina sobered up and headed towards New Orleans as a Category 4. It cause hell in NO, but the levees suffered the most and flooded New Orleans, killing 1,500+ people. Unfortunately, all the water was sucked out of New Orleans and now it's just a third world hellhole.

Mississippi and Ponty's plan failed when Hurricane Katrina was
unsuccesful

by kyem2010 October 19, 2005

hurricane katrina

An excuse for uneducated poor minorities to cry like babies, refuse to help themselves and play the race card. It is not that George Bush hates black people, it is that nobody cares about New Orleans. The retarded mayor of New Orleans complained that the Gov't reacted quicker to 9/11 than Katrina. No shit. New York is the economic nucleus of the country, or arguably the world. New Orleans would not even be on the map if it were not for thier yearly Mardi Gras celebration where low-life women and men occupy the streets, collect beads and drink cheap beer.

What have the inhabitants of New Orleans ever contributed to society. Nothing! They sit around and cash welfare checks and then act like victims of racism because the whole world did not stop to help them. Help yourselves you lazy parasitic goons.

Tyreek: "George Bush aint gonna help us yo"
Moreece: "Maybe we should try to help ourselves"
Tyreek: "Nah homey..let's just sit around, loot WalMart and then call everyone a racist for not helping.
Moreece: "Right on paht-nuh, Hurricane Katrina was created by white people anyway"

by Ken Kaneef August 25, 2006

Hurricane Katrina

V. (her-ri-kane Cuh-treen-ugh)

When a fan (industrial size preferably) is placed in front of a girl, and a guy stands behind it and cums into the fan, causing a spray effect on any surface including the girl. This move can be used homo sexually too, but...no homo.

Guy 1: hey howd it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: Dude I definitely Hurricane Katrina'd that hoe.

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Guy 1: I'm at the store Buying a fan so i can Katrina my girlfriend.

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Girl: oh, Hurricane Katrina me baby

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Guy in a room full of mean hoes: (in mind) I got a horrible vendetta. ~picks up fan~ Ima Katrina these hoes

by Enyce Dude May 10, 2010

Dirty Flying Katrina

When you fuck a woman's anus with a cucumber while listening to Mr. Roboto and then proceeding to make cucumber sandwiches for the girl's waspy parents after she cum shit all over the cucumber.

"Her parents left in disgust and a hurry after a yummy and nutritious Dirty Flying Katrina sandwich."

by Haeden'sKitty March 28, 2009

hurricane katrina

a sex act in which you are in the doggystyle position and you place Monopoly houses and hotels on the girls ass and when you are about to "finish" you try to blow them all away.

i was having sex and pulled a hurricane katrina on her.

by james herghwserf December 24, 2007

hurricane katrina

A massive hurricane, that wiped out new orleans. dumb liberals have been saying "its all George Bush's fault he didnt act fast enough" which isnt true Bush couldnt act because the govenor had to ask for his help, so he wasnt able to just step in. Read the constitution.

Moron: Hurricane Katrina is bush's fault
Me: No it isnt why would you say that?
Moron: Because he didnt step right in after the hurricane
Me: because he couldnt, the constitution states that after a disaster the govenor of the state has to request the president for help if he doesnt after a period of time the president has to decide if he should go in and help.
Moron:...

by morgan rocks god's socks November 17, 2005

since katrina

A blanket excuse for poor productivity, service, and doing a good job.

irked customer: So why has my car been sitting here for 3 days and you haven't even looked at it?

car dealership service rep: Well, since katrina, we don't have enough mechanics.

irked customer: so why don't you advertise outside of the state for employees and offer higher salaries, better benefits, and moving incentives?

car dealership service rep: Since katrina, we have an excuse not to do the right thing.

by irked March 17, 2009