JOVI

The best person anyone could ever imagine, people love her like no one would understand. Tbh, Bitch you're minez fuck dem hoes I'm not sharing your cute ass I call dibs I love you so fucken much I have no words I will never drop you or replace you nobody can be a friend like you you're one of a kind you're like my dream sis someone I have always wanted in my life and I got lucky, I struck gold you're so amazing and Fuken hot in my life Ilysm please don't drop me ♥️

Jovi will! Get your ass over here now and help me finish this extra large pizza!

Okay fat grass Percy ♥️

by Bubblegumeyes2 June 13, 2018

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Bon Jovi

New Jersey-based glam metal band. They aren't the most adventurous musicians, but hey, neither were AC/DC, and they still sound good. One of the few bands made up of nice guys to be still called metal. Their lineup is basically the same after 20 years, there have been no arrests, no pyrotechnics disasters (see Metallica and Great White), no stadium riots (see Guns n' Roses), no trips to rehab (see Ozzy Osbourne), no car crashes that killed other rock stars (see Motley Crue). Also, for some reason I can't understand, I can't imagine them being from anywhere but New Jersey. All in all, a solid band with a good career. Unquestioned masters of the power ballad.

Axl Rose was definitely the better frontman than Jon Bon Jovi, but there's no question about which one I'd rather get hang out with.

by jonzo the weasel September 12, 2006

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Bon Jovi

Bon Jovi is the best band ever known to man kind. They have been going strong for 25 years. and are still at the top of the charts. They are the best live bands, and have so many amazing cds. Every song of their's is amazing. Jon has an amazing voice. and so doees the rest of the band. Richie is the best guitarist out there. Tico keeps a beat like no other. and David went to julliard for piano. They have created some of the best bass lines ever.

Bon jovi is the only band ever to win a rock grammy for best song AND a country grammy for best song. They've sold over 120 million albums. And are a huge success around the whole entire world. They always sell out concerts, and has created the best song ever in living on a prayer. They have many amazing power ballads including "bed of roses" "i'll be there for you" and "always"
their music touches the heart, and these legends will live on for ever.

Bon Jovi is the most amazing band ever.

by lppodd12 June 17, 2008

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Joice

To be a person/object with no real mandate in society

'Theresa May is so joice'

by Plastic B January 27, 2017

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Bon Jovi Friday

The day before you have Friday off and you slack off all day Thursday.

A Bon Jovi Friday is were you slack off the day before Friday and party till Friday is over.

"No, no, no you don't understand. When you have Friday off from work and you just f*%k around all day Thursday, you know what that is? That is a Bon Jovi Friday!"
"Bon Jovi Friday!"

by RIVEXNGLE April 2, 2009

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