jonsing

So high, or so totally fucked that the only thing to describe it is jone-sing. Jonsing

Im steady jonsin
u wanna jones it
im JONSED
jones that shit
jones my jones
im so jonesed my jonsed is jonesed
im jonsing

by Gagan Sran May 20, 2008

Jennings

The most amazing guy you know. You have been friends for a while but rarely talk. but you really like you and he doesnt even bother to answer texts :\ you just love him.

wow look at how good jennings looks today

by shortsbabe8 November 29, 2011

jonking

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness

I am jonking, you are not that neato

by laddleladdle February 17, 2009

Jenning'd

The act of talking someone into buying something they otherwise were not interested in buying. Primarily in relation to video games, but not limited to it.

OMG, you actually bought The Division after I talked about it?! But didn't you say you didn't care for it? Hahahaha, you got jenning'd so bad!

by The1llusiveMan January 10, 2017

Elton Johning

Sucking too long and too hard on a blunt. AKA "Bumming it". This definition combines the fact that Elton John is gay and possibly felches his boyfriend with the already popular and associative term "bumming it" to coalesce the two into a singular and greater form.

Dude: Pass the blunt man..
.. passes blunt ...
Dude: fuck man, you must have really been Elton Johning that!

by craig6398 December 1, 2016

riley jennings

le whore. someone really creepy. hes a heart breaker, that one. gotta watch out for those ones. he stalks you, deletes you, then pokes you. he is ugly and a tall muther fucker. he whores around as a living, just a typical job for all riley jennings's. oh, and he will forever hate you.. not a good friend. and hes an ugly piece of shit.

there is noone like "THE" riley jennings (le whore)

by finestbitch November 14, 2011

ken jennings

The second winningest Jeopardy player ever, to Brad Rutter. He lost to Brad in the 2005 2 Million Dollar Masters Tournment in 3 straight games. Apparently NOT the best Jeopardy player ever.

P1: Man, did you see Ken Jennings on Jeopardy last week?
P2: Yeah, he got totally ruttered in three straight games by Brad Rutter himself!

by TDanza2006 January 30, 2006