3 2 1 blast off you bastards space ship doors my garage is NASA- Tha joker

If ur tryin me im takin inchs off ur tall T bitch im the joker batman cant even fuck wit me- Tha joker

Tha joker by fattyMcFatass March 19, 2009

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The Joker

A man who was born a genius, but since no one could compete with his brains went insane out of boredom and started killing people. Then he met Batman, and found someone who actually understood him, who <i>completed</i> him and <i>didn't laugh at any of his jokes</i>. So now he tries to screw Batman's life up, because Batman's just too much damn fun.

"I believe what ever doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger" - The Joker.

The Joker by Piper [The Bandit] December 16, 2008

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A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.

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new and improved joker product by Steve Aardvark December 20, 2006

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The Joker

When going down on a chick, you notice the tampon string, you clench it with your teeth and vigorously shake the bloody tampon back and forth, leaving bloody marks from ear to ear. After spitting the tampon out, you look her deep in the eyes while saying, "Why so serious?"

I never heard from my girlfriend again after performing The Joker.

The Joker by 289rawdogs February 21, 2015