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john

“john is so amazing
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Johning

Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like
Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.
by tichocolat July 11, 2018
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John

A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.
Wow who is that with the giant cock

Thats gotta be a john
by Good ol merica March 19, 2021
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the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!
john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!
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John

john is obese
by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019
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John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk
Hi I’m john
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john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.
dang john too drippyyyy.
by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021
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