jobsnatch

Girl at your job whose guts you want to get in.

Jameson: Yo! did you see Cindy over in sporting goods?

Henry: Hell yeah son! Thats a fine ass piece of jobsnatch!

Jameson: I know dog! I would hit that fo' weeks!

by YankeePenis June 30, 2010

jobby bum

when your bum is covered in jobbies (usually after a trip to the toilet.)

whoa man, just went to the toilet, had explosive diarrhoea and now i've got jobby bum! fml!

by chickenflump October 19, 2013

Jobby

a term used 2 discribe a poo poo, or someone that is being really annoying!

"see you ya wee jobby, im gonne bust you"

by gillian July 24, 2003

How the fuck is Steve Jobs?

A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.

Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys

by SteveJobsDiedOfLigma April 16, 2021

Steve Jobs

Bill Gates' muse.

Steve Jobs: Hey, lets add a mouse to the keyboard.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.

by The Bandito June 17, 2006

jobby

shit, excrement, stuuf that shots from your ass.

eat my jobby, do it, do it.

by jackshaw8 April 16, 2005

jobby

A 'thing', used when you can't (be bothered to) remember the real name of something. Less effort to say than (for example) whatchamajigger or oojamaflip.

Pass the jobby over here, would ya..

Let me just grab my jobby and we can go

by JamesC March 29, 2005