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steve jobs

Co- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's.

P.S: He is hungry for money.
"Apple, Stealing your money since 1976"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"
by Ricky01 January 6, 2009
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Steve Jobs

Born in 1955 (the same year as Bill Gates), Steve Jobs is the co-founder and charismatic CEO of Apple Inc. He is one of the greatest innovators of Silicon Valley. Steve Jobs led the creation of the Macintosh, which was the first stable computer to have a GUI and a mouse. Subsequently, he was fired from the very company that he founded and went on to found another computer company called NeXT. Due to a miscalculated market approach, NeXT computers flopped due to their high price. However, he had another company called Pixar, which became his comeback.

Apple invited him back in 1997 and bought NeXT to create a new operating system, which became Mac OSX. Steve Jobs led Apple Inc. to create many new and innovative products including the iMac, iPod, iPhone, Apple TV, etc.

Steve Jobs is known for his domineering personality, but is also known for his keen vision in the technological future. He also the lowest paid CEO in the world with an annual salary of $1.
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Steve Jobs: "Look, the Apple keyboard is not small enough. So instead of a regular QWERTY keyboard, I want to make it like a cell phone keypad, where each key has three letters."

Apple employees: "That's such a good idea, Steve! We're already getting good ideas. How about if we--"

Steve Jobs: "No! No! This is a stupid idea! You're all fired, you assholes! If I can't trust you to tell me when an idea is stupid, why are you here? Get out! Right now!"
by Jeongf January 29, 2008
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Jobsearch

A phrase used by Jobcentre Plus meaning looking for work.
It is a requirement of the Jobseekers Agreement in order to get state handouts.
Most people who cant be bothered to get a job dislike this word, as if jobsearch is not performed, their benefits get stopped.
The Government assumes that every unemployed person in the country should have to work, and hence they must participate in Jobsearch whether they like it or not, or they will have to go out and steal or other illegal activities for a living.
And then the Government wonder why there is so much crime in the country. It is due to dictators at Jobcentre Plus stopping the benefits of those who dont want to have to keep doing Jobsearch.
Jobsearch is a pointless waste of time in 2009 as there are so few unskilled jobs available.
You coming out for a drink Gaz?
Nah, gotta do Jobsearch or Jobcentre Plus will stop me benefits!
by unemployed person April 22, 2009
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Jobe

An action similar to that of a fig eater
Man Sarah dropping your history book was such a Jobe thing to do.
by Jobe Skaff May 13, 2021
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jobsnatch

Girl at your job whose guts you want to get in.
Jameson: Yo! did you see Cindy over in sporting goods?

Henry: Hell yeah son! Thats a fine ass piece of jobsnatch!

Jameson: I know dog! I would hit that fo' weeks!
by YankeePenis June 30, 2010
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Jobe

a funny guy with a deep voice.

he is in love with a girl named hannah

he is very tall and loves to laugh.
he is so hot & sexy.
that girl he is in love with should dump her boyfriend and date him
he smokes and coughs alot
Jobe is so awsome!
by amy1997 June 18, 2011
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Joes

Hey stop by the store I need a pack of joes
by Dexstar June 18, 2008
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