jingle pajamas

after having lazy sex while wearing pajamas and getting your cum mixed with her cum and getting it stuck to your pajamas, those pajamas are referred to jingle pajamas

Anthony: "damn dude my dick feels like it's stuck to my pajamas"

Jimbo: "what? why?"

Anthony: "i couldnt find a jiz rag in time"

Jimbo" "fuck man, you got jingle pajamas"

by non phixon June 23, 2010

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

jinkleberry

A small round berry that usually comes in shades of green and red found on the slopes of Sweden. These berries are the main ingredients in the explosive diarrhea causing Haribo gummy bears.

jinkleberry "I ate the Haribo gummies and those freaking jinkleberries are burning hot swathes of fiery pain through my anus."

by I sub for batman March 9, 2014

jingle snap

The act of farting while your balls jingle in a blueballsish way

I can tell by your expression that you just had a jingle snap

by Bofadeeznut5 December 6, 2015

jingle cans

When you have many beer cans or soda cans in the bed of your pick up and at 80mph you hear them jingle

Y'all hear them there jingle cans them present times is here

by Southern redneck May 1, 2016

jingledank

The are of tying bells around the shaft of a penis and masturbating furiously while smoking weed

"Did you hear that brad likes to jingledank?"

by Edgyspacehipster January 27, 2017

jingle pipe

is when u get it on during the holidays😉🎄

aye! imma bout to jingle pipe that girl over there

by blondebitchd November 8, 2017