Person 1: "i am the most awesome guy ever"
Person 2: "no Jesus is"
Person 1: ...
Person 2: "dude, Jesus just saved my soul"
Person 2: "no Jesus is"
Person 1: ...
Person 2: "dude, Jesus just saved my soul"
by why-cant-we-be-friends May 01, 2006
Really just the smartest man in our world's history, with religion aside and beliefs cast out, Jesus was a man with the original indeniable push to "Utopia". He spent his time sharing things to inspire people, to change people's minds about how to treat others. He wanted to make human beings a caring, and for lack of a better reference, a family. Jesus shouldn't have been killed for what he did, but he was because of the same way a lot of people are treated wrong today. The second somebody either disagrees or doesn't understand what somebody else is trying to do/say, they jump at the oppurtunity to thrash at their very existence.
by Wawk R October 22, 2005
by Religious nun March 23, 2017
A guy who's pretty chill, funny most of the time, also does dumb shit, intelligent, will do anything if he has too, always trying to grind so they can improve themselves, know when to take risks and when not to, they also have athletcism and courageous, hard worker, never gives on something he loves, truthful person, able to keep secrets
by Jesús January 07, 2015
An exclamation, always for a nosy person, that is used before talking that one, about the event or events he has seen, expressing his there to be or not astonishment.
-Jesus! I was seeing that man in opposite apartment again opening the refrigerator's door to drink another bottle.
-Larry! hey! Sleep, watch that it is mid night! & you are nosy and I am not nosy!
-Larry! hey! Sleep, watch that it is mid night! & you are nosy and I am not nosy!
by man!? May 06, 2017
I wish I was like Jesus
by Don'tWorryAboutMe April 08, 2016