Jennifer

Derived for the language of Jenism the name Jennifer is that of a person who is extraordinary in many different ways, and sometimes even has super powers such as the ability to charm others in very unique ways. Those who do not belong to a Jennifer often times feel left out, and do not know how to speak the language of Jenism.

"I wish I had a Jennifer!"
"I Feel Left out cause i dont have a Jennifer"
"Jennifer is the coolest Person ever!"
"I belong to a Jennifer!"

by jenism September 13, 2010

Jennifer

Jennifer's are ususally very beautiful, nice, funny, trustworthy, and have a bubbly personality! Jennifer's always have a smile on their face and laugh a lot, they are just positive people but they might be hiding their real feelings behind that happy face. Take every word they say to heart, they speak the truth. And if you're the one they say "I love you" to, take it seriously, they really mean it, it is not just their way of saying i like you. Jennifer's are very honest! They are people that you want to be best friends with. Jennifer's are amazing!

Guy1: My girl is such a sweetheart, and she said i love you

Guy2: Dude, don't let her go! She really means it and she's such a Jennifer1

Guy1: yea... im glad she's a Jennifer, they are awesome!

by happygolucky11 May 18, 2011

jennif

v., transitive: to kiss someone in the nose, then blow into their nostrils.

"Hey, couple making out across the street! She jennifed you, dude!" - Ryan North, Dinosaur Comics

by J. Jennifer September 15, 2007

pulling a Jennifer Aniston

Not wearing a bra with your shirt or dress.

look at that skank over there
she's hot, but she's totally pulling a Jennifer Aniston

by sweaty sock sally April 30, 2012

Jennifer Garner

One of the hottest girls ever...
stars on a show called Alias.

The only reason people watch Alias is because of Jennifer Garner.

by Anonymous July 6, 2004

Jennifer Lopez

One Incredible entertainer

Jennifer Lopez is an incredible entertainer

by CandyBarMan February 20, 2021

jenniferjamongalopezdispenserville

A fictional village where jenifer "jamongalope" (see jamongalope) dispenses used edible tampons and occasionally rape feeds them to unsuspecting children in a pez dispenser like fashion.

Cory: You be good Nick and keep your fly zipped, or your mom will send you to jenniferjamongalopezdispenserville.

Nick: Oh snap, I aint after that menstral blood, I'll keep it in my pants.

by Steve J G October 16, 2008