Jagerheister

First your shave your pubic hair into a shot of Jager. Next you make the other person take the shot prior to sex. The most crucial part is after sex you must rob a bank and then frame the person who took the shot.

“You here that the Russian girl is in jail?”
“Ya I heard Dylan pulled a jagerheister on her!”

by Ler and Mur January 16, 2021

Ash-Jager mains

If there is a team that all main theses ops cancel they don’t know the color of grass

Yo bro they are all Ash-Jager mains let’s ask them the color of grass

by Kaidzie. March 12, 2021

Jager Grenade

A jager grenade is a shot of Jagermeister and a shot of port in two tall shot glasses

The shots are balanced in the top of a pint glass and the pint is filled with one bottle of VK Blue or other alchopop

The shot of port is then "pulled" like the pin of a grenade allowing the jagermeister shot to fall into the alchopop which is then downed in one

Jagerbomb? nah let's do a jager grenade

by Axigar April 6, 2010

jager missile

A jager bomb, but with 4 times the jager, and virtually no energy beverage

John: You guys want some jager bombs? (John proceeds to concoct Nick a beverage)
Nick: (sips freshly created beverage) Damn, this is pretty much a "jager missile"
John: Yeah...my bad dude

by nick'n'johnny January 17, 2006

Jager-Beast

The person you wake up with after a night of Jager-Bombs, especially if you are stalked afterwards...

Dude, you hooked up with a Jager-Beast

by bigdoge99 February 2, 2010

jager tainting

To pour jager on your taint

Stephen Colbert made up the word Jager Tainting

by Thready Sparrow June 3, 2010

Jäger

A depressed former spawn peeker who can no longer enjoy spawn peeking due to the loss of his beloved ACOG.

Haha! What a loser! That Jäger can't even spawnpeek anymore!

by SpliceAnimsYT May 6, 2018