Jarathon

A Day spent watching films featuring Jared Leto.
A Jarathon is only a Jarathon is there are Five or More Jared Leto Films Being Watched. Any less than Five Is called a Letofest.

"hey...fancy a Jarathon?"
"HELLL yes! Do we have enough films?"
"ummmm, no...we'll have to have a letofest instead."

by kayeee April 8, 2008

jarasticly challenged

The politicaly correct way to define a fat person

She's so jarasticly challenged it she wore spiked heels in texas she would strike oil

by Ronin 007 February 12, 2014

Jacranked

(adj) when something is completely messed up, broken, or otherwise disheveled to the point that it looks terribly wrong and out of place. The next level above fubar

1. Did you see that guy fly off that skate ramp? He got so jacranked!
2. That girl I took home last night looked so good when I was drunk, but this morning she's all jacranked.

by Claire Crank November 7, 2010

jatraclynn

A girl with many talents. She is one busy body, she loves her family, she danced for 6 years and she dreamed to be a southern dancing doll. She always wanted to go southern university college. She became cheer Captain For her school, she has gotten first place for her dances, first place champion in her category and starpower champion out of the whole Baton Rouge

How did Jatraclynn become so flexible

by Ja’Traclynn June 25, 2019

jaraas

Indian hash. A trip to remember.
Side affects include paranoia and hallucination.

This jaraas shit, is off the hizzle fo shizzle

by onesip88 April 6, 2004

Jaranamo

A body part 6 centimetres away from the heart. The Jaranamo is so tiny that even George Castanza can not see it.

Dude: My Jaranamo canon will blow shit up!

by Samue123 June 22, 2009

Jarassic park monkey bike

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".

Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead

by Banana n gingie February 19, 2010