jam sandwich

Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.

Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!

by A Piece Of Poo April 24, 2006

Jam'n Tunes

1. A small green and orange plastic rock guitar.
2. Sometimes it's a song too.

Police Cop: "Hey, Is that a gun???"
Man: "No, It's Jam'n Tunes!"
Police Cop: "Jam'n Tunes??? What's that?"
Man: "Well... It's kindof like... well, I'll show you.... (Wicked Guitar Solo) Dananananana! JAM'N TUNES!!!"
Police Cop: "Oh! I see now... Sorry, but I'm going to have to take you in anyway."
Man: "Aw man, not again."

by metalgoldfish July 31, 2005

Jam Piano

Fingering a wench when she's "on"

resulting in a mess on ones hands similar to that of playing a piano with jam on the keys.

Barry: "dude she so didnt tell me, and i totally ended up playing the Jam Piano!"

by Spunk Sucker February 27, 2010

jam face

Back in the days of slaves there was no bug zappers. In order to keep the bugs away slave owners would lather jam onto a slaves face and make them walk beside them. The bugs would naturally be attracted to the jam leaving the slave owner bug free. Calling slaves jam faces was the same as calling them nigger.

You love watermelon, fried chicken, and purple drink. You are such a jam face.

by thomas jeferson October 13, 2010

Jam Magno

A Tiktok influencer that publicly shows her support for the Philippines' president, Rodrigo R. Duterte. She usually boasts about her political opinion while dismissing the feedback and thoughts of other people. She has also made very ignorant and offensive comments in the past(and still), making her one of the most hated 'influencers' in the country.

Marites: Gretchen, have you heard of the tiktoker "Jam Magno?"
Gretchen: Yeah I have. I'm not really the biggest fan of her. She talks about her political views and her fans, and berates those who don't support her. She also has her comments turned off which is very cowardly of her.
Marites: Yeah, I know right. If she did, she would've been educated and stop sharing misinformation long ago.

by sadsmmr May 17, 2021

jam-packed

tightly packed, very crowded

That convention is jam-packed with geeks.

by Light Joker October 9, 2005

jam bands

Relatively crude all-encompassing term for a group of bands who are musically quite disparate. Current jam band successes include such unique groups as Phish (closer to being straight rock than anything), String Cheese Incident (electric-grass or "acid grass"), Yonder Mountain String Band (more traditional bluegrass), Umphrey's McGee (prog-rock and jazz influences), Widespread Panic (Southern-ish rock), Blues Traveler (blues and power rock), Medeski Martin and Wood (jazz), etc. The originators of the phenomenon were the Grateful Dead, and Dead successors such as the Other Ones, Ratdog, and Phil Lesh & Friends carry the mantle of the Dead legacy today. The term "jam band" is of course rooted in the fact that all of these bands "jam," or improvise for long periods of time during their shows. Other characteristics of "jam band" status include dedicated traveling fan bases, close rapport with such fans, long sets at shows, etc.

by Phil February 26, 2003