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Jade

She is annoying toxic but looks nice at first she thinks she s the shit but actually she’s just a lil bitch
She’s so annoying she must be a jade
by Lolll420 November 22, 2021
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Brummy cunt who is also very racist n low key priti Patel
Oh no that is the clear brexiteer jade the racist
by urnanman September 25, 2021
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Jade is a snake. She will tell your secrets even if she’s your friend. She won’t care if she hurts you and she’s a liar, you will be there for you but if you need her support she’ll never be there for you.
“Wow she’s so beautiful
Don’t even think about it, that’s a Jade.”
by Hu Tao ❤️‍🔥 September 29, 2021
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A Jade is a psycho bitch. She will cause fights over her jealousy if you're spending time with other people. She will call ur friends fat whores and laugh about it. She will have a huge fight with you and shave her head. Also known to kill small animals cuz she thinks it's funny. STAY AWAY FROM JADE

She also cannot drive.
"Yo did you know Jade called Johnny fat?"
"Woah she's a bitch bro."
by johnnylongbottom April 12, 2022
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My girlfriends name, she’s sexy, cute you name it 😏
Me: jade is sexy and kind

Friend: uh ok?
by Pog :) June 3, 2021
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A( lesbian) who is a stupid fucking loser and always will be. No one likes her and just use her for her house basically the definition of a puppy because all she does is follow her boyfriend like its her fucking owner
Wow look at jade. She looks like a Dike
by white titty bitch August 7, 2018
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Jade is a beautiful girl, but is cursed with a bitter heart. If you know a Jade, it is most likely your are familiar with her cynical nature and her negative outlook on life. To listen to a Jade, you would think she has it bad. Fortunately, most Jade's are actually blessed with a wonderful and full life, but refuse to recognise it.
It is most likely that Jade will ruin everybody's Christmas, every year!
"What a crap Christmas we had" - Family member 1
"Yeah, Jade struck again!" - Family member 2
by Informacion Centrale December 21, 2017
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