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Jade

Brummy cunt who is also very racist n low key priti Patel
Oh no that is the clear brexiteer jade the racist
by urnanman September 25, 2021
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Jade

A girl with black hair and dark eyes. She can be a smartass but you get used to it.

A Jade can also be the sweetest person . She tries to help you but is the teachers pet and is pretty much everyone's favorite. She will beat you up if someone hurt her family and friends but she doesn't care if she gets in trouble.
Luke: Jade is so cool
Jane: Umm.. not really
by Emo_alice13 April 16, 2017
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Jade

Jade is a smart, loving, kind, and an amazing person. If you have a Jade in your life don't ever let her go from your life. Jade can also lighten up your mood in a finger snap and Jade is also a smart person who you shouldn't talk trash to because you will regret it. Jade is also a person who cards for other when she trust in them , it doesnt matter if your her friend or best friend just know that she is a person who can make a change in the world, but Jade is also a funny and goofy person who can cheer you up when your not in a a good mood. Jade may have had some rough times in her life but she didnt let that stop her from getting back on her feet and wanting to accomplish what she wants in life. Jade is one of the best people that has entered my life and i love her being in it .
Jade is an amazing person who has entered my life.
by slushy1666 December 8, 2020
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Jade

A Jade is a psycho bitch. She will cause fights over her jealousy if you're spending time with other people. She will call ur friends fat whores and laugh about it. She will have a huge fight with you and shave her head. Also known to kill small animals cuz she thinks it's funny. STAY AWAY FROM JADE

She also cannot drive.
"Yo did you know Jade called Johnny fat?"
"Woah she's a bitch bro."
by johnnylongbottom April 12, 2022
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Jade

Jade is the most beautifull, kind and loving lady that you will ever meet, tjough she acn somtines be mistreated badly. If you happen do befriend ’jade’ then she will always respect and support your oppinion but she can be argumentive.
Jade is beautifull
by Jade. November 20, 2020
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Jade

A( lesbian) who is a stupid fucking loser and always will be. No one likes her and just use her for her house basically the definition of a puppy because all she does is follow her boyfriend like its her fucking owner
Wow look at jade. She looks like a Dike
by white titty bitch August 7, 2018
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Jade

Jade is a beautiful girl, but is cursed with a bitter heart. If you know a Jade, it is most likely your are familiar with her cynical nature and her negative outlook on life. To listen to a Jade, you would think she has it bad. Fortunately, most Jade's are actually blessed with a wonderful and full life, but refuse to recognise it.
It is most likely that Jade will ruin everybody's Christmas, every year!
"What a crap Christmas we had" - Family member 1
"Yeah, Jade struck again!" - Family member 2
by Informacion Centrale December 21, 2017
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