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Jordan by Potatohsjbdf May 19, 2019
An extremely sassy girl. She always has her sassy pants on.
Person 1: Stop being such a Jordan.

Person 2: But that's who I am!
Jordan by Finaynay December 8, 2012
verb- to have sexual intercourse with a sheep
"Wow; that sick bastard jordaned three sheep."
Jordan by all knowing guy May 7, 2007
The boy is jordan, he scares me
jordan by keista May 22, 2006
The name for the infamous mexican that roams tech schools.
Also see Googobbler
Robby: Jordan gets so pissed when he gets called Googobbler.

Aaron: Carefull he might have a shank from his prison days.

Robby: Oh shit, you're right.

Chase: I'm GAY!

Aaron + Robby: You already said that Chase.
Jordan by WickedRealDefinitions January 9, 2010
A very lovable, kind, generous, sexy person, with a great passion to sport (mostly football).
He has a winning smile, great looks and loves everyone around him.

He has short brown hair; with cute, small curls at the end.
He's overall, a perfect boyfriend.
Sam: OMG! We just scored a goal!
Tom: That's because Jordan is great at football!
Jordan by ChocolateBrownies January 2, 2012