john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.

dang john too drippyyyy.

by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021

John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk

Hi I’m john

by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021

John

A tall pale white kid

Did you see how pale John is.

by Aztk Duck December 10, 2018

Johning

Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like

Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.

by tichocolat July 11, 2018

john

beautiful name, makes me feel free

“john is so amazing”

by _ljl_ December 21, 2021

John

A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.

Wow who is that with the giant cock

Thats gotta be a john

by Good ol merica March 19, 2021

John

Most John’s are sluts

Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut

by TheAdorableOne March 17, 2023