Skip to main content

Are you a jackoff?

A useful, go-to question for the ages, used in situations when someone’s behavior verges on intolerable.
In my opinion my husband over-utilizes the question, “Are you a jackoff?” when I am attempting to regale him with my UD compositions.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020
mugGet the Are you a jackoff? mug.

Jackoff City

An expression alluding to a figurative city to indicate that a place or situation is essentially not serious on some level, in fact that it is probably entirely full of shit or populated by clueless jackoffs.
Man, this whole business is Jackoff City, there’s no way anyone who works here knows what the fuck is what!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2021
mugGet the Jackoff City mug.

Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
mugGet the Day of the Jackoff mug.

Jackoff Pollock

While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.
I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.

Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?
by Mouskey March 30, 2011
mugGet the Jackoff Pollock mug.

jackoffability

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable
Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%
by mokey22 June 1, 2010
mugGet the jackoffability mug.

General Jackoff

General Jackoff

a derogatory remark and label on an individual

Def# 1 Some one of utter laziness apathy and/ or contempt on a large scale for anything or everything - such as work, the home, or school.

Def# 2 an asshole, some one who is utterly careless and or oblivious to another’s feelings in a difficult or painful situation.
Some one who puts there own well being and feelings way before someone else’s especially during a difficult situation.

Def #3 A pervert, peeping tom, or stalker. someone obsessed with voyeurism.
some one who pauses a video image to see in they could sneak a peek of a news broadcaster’s nipple, or goes to the mall to ogle women.

Def# 4 Some one obsessed excessively with sexual oriented media - pornography, nude photos, underwear adds on TV or news paper, ect.

Def#5 some one who masturbates to excess.
“ Hey General Jackoff ! are you ever going to do your work, or did you think you were getting paid to fuck off”?

Good going General Jackoff, it wasn't bad enough that she got her heart broken, so you had to open your big mouth”!!!!

“Don’t sprain your wrist, General Jackoff” .
by Drain Bammage November 9, 2008
mugGet the General Jackoff mug.

jackoffasaur

1. Thought to have been extinct, these annoying creatures with big lips and bald heads can pop out babies faster than an Atari 2600 rapid fire controller extention!

2. BoooooWHOOP!
Look out it's coming right for us!
by Gimble March 2, 2004
mugGet the jackoffasaur mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email