religion

Children stories that grown men fight over.
Goldilocks and the three bears is an example of a non-practiced religion.
by vince225566 December 22, 2011
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Helpful sometimes, often not.
Cause of many deaths, prevention of others.
Keeps people sane, makes people crazy.
Respected, abhorred.
Good. Bad.
There is no accurate definition of this word that doesn't leave something out.
Religion drove extremist Muslims and Christians to do horrid things.
Religion helps people through hard times.
I can't seem to figure out what I should think about it, so I'll just stay neutral.
by ellipsisdotdotdot February 20, 2011
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THe reason why we still haven't built colonies on the Moon and Mars by now.
It really sucks that politics and religion are both mutual.
by Beavis July 12, 2003
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The beleif that everyines life has purpose and that you will be enlightened after you die even though you sat on a couch and watched TV your entire life. Otherwise known as total bullshit that has been fed to every family and child since fuckin creation.
by He who speaks the truth... April 10, 2007
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Religion=Shit
A thing people who cannot face death turn to.

Point made.....

If you are a good person, you will be good.
If you are a bad person, you will be evil.
'I'm going to die!'
'Terrible...'
'But no matter, i'm going to heaven!'
'Where is that?'
'Err.......umm.....'
+SLASH, DIE NON-BELIEVER!+

An example of the christian church's policy on people who point out faults in their belief system, Ancient Times-Middle-Ages
by Lonesamurai July 03, 2004
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an excuse used to let people allow you to bomb the hell out of the world.
Student:Can I kill President Bush?
Teacher:No.
Student:But I'm a Muslim.
Teacher:Oh, I am so, so sorry. Go ahead.
by Srihari November 27, 2004
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Just an excuse for community controle


Most retarded Religion is Christianity, the international symbol for christianity is a cross, Jesus died on this cross and Romans built it, so its disrespectful, like if I started a religion about Sonny Bono and my symbol would be a tree and a set of skis.

And Jesus was a jew, so thats fucked up even more
I hate jews they killed my god

Damn you christians this aint a place to pray, this is a fuckin newsagents
by Psyko February 08, 2005
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