Instantaneous

Refers to being insane and spontaneous

My friend is not insane nor is he spontaneous he is instantaneous

by Insane_s.a October 29, 2018

Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.)

When a person dies quickly and unexpectedly.

Jerry: 'What did he die of?'

Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'

Jerry: 'Shitty.'

by jonnywords October 27, 2011

instant death

sneeze and fart at the same time (true)

if i would not have locked my ass when i had to sneeze and fart at the same time it would have been instant death for me baby

by steelraggae January 8, 2006

Instant Replay

When someone says something extremely retarded or stupid, so much so that calling them slow just won't suffice.

Damn did you just here what the fuck Jill just said, that bitch is a instant replay...

by Word$Worth August 10, 2010

Instant Ramen

Instant ramen refers the Japanese pussy that is warm and soft like ramen. 1. Chicken flavored pussy a small Japanese woman with small and thin legs 2. Beef flavored pussy a strong hulking Japanese women who prefers to be Dom 3. Shrimp flavored pussy the quirky Japanese girl who you want nothing to do with

“Man Tom Suki has shrimp instant ramen get em tigger”.

by Canned ice tea March 21, 2020

Instant Classic

phrase used when something is incredibly cool. Always accompanied by the "OK" hand signal and a huge smile. Originated at Kentlake Highschool in WA

*your team scores a point*...wow, that was an instant classic!!

by Peter April 27, 2003

Instantology

The study of instance, particularly as it relates to the concept of Instant Water. What Instant Oatmeal was to the 20th Century Instant Water will be to new millennium.

The creation of something from seemingly nothing. Shades of ex nihilo, magic even.

When I go to college, I want to study Instantology

by BandV August 29, 2006